Should I Buy A T.V Licence

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Frester

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I have been without one for sometime because I think that £40 a month for the sky channels is plenty enough.My moaning wife however thinks I should buy one but that money would be better spent on the new Norwich strip :D You choose :wink:
 
Frester said:
:shock:

I have been without one for sometime because I think that £40 a month for the sky channels is plenty enough.My moaning wife however thinks I should buy one but that money would be better spent on the new Norwich strip :D You choose :wink:
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you know you can create your very own decoding cards? :D i had a guide somewhere on my hard disk..............for no particular reason :err:
 
MaidenMadness said:
you know you can create your very own decoding cards? :D i had a guide somewhere on my hard disk..............for no particular reason :err:
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Over here we have to pay £120 quid a year legally to watch TV
So the card wouldn't help...................

Would you worry about the £1000 fine if you got cought Frester :?
 
Frester said:
YES :D
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Ok, now I got that straight, i'm going to be a moaning female too :oops:


Get a licence....I know it's a fuckin rip-off but it's cheaper than the fine :wink:
 
wicker nomad said:
Ok, now I got that straight, i'm going to be a moaning female too :oops:


Get a licence....I know it's a fuckin rip-off but it's cheaper than the fine :wink:
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I think the bbc should advertise so we don't have to pay it :shock:
 
Frester said:
I think the bbc should advertise so we don't have to pay it :shock:
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I totally agree...i'm a bit shocked it has gone up so much :shock: I pay quarterly by direct debit....the last time I looked at the price I think it was around £75 :shock: ...and I thought that was a lot!!!
 
rockin_plumber said:
Over here we have to pay £120 quid a year legally to watch TV
So the card wouldn't help...................
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OH TV PRETPLATA well why didn't you say so.


120 pounds a year :shock:

lets see

50*12= 50*10 + 50*2=500+100=600 kuna/year

600/7,40 = 81,0818181818181 euro/year

that's price we pay
 
Excuses for you and these are genuine off the TV license sight....

The Red light - Destroyer of Damp
A woman claimed to the enquiry officer that she did not have a TV, even though he could see one behind her in the corner of the room. When he asked her about it she exclaimed, "Oh, that one…it's broken". He told her that there was a red light on at the bottom. She replied "Oh, that wee red light, I just keep that on as it keeps the damp from getting into it".

Bang the Television
A woman in a village claimed she only had a black and white television but when the enquiry officer asked if he could see it she quickly told him that there must be something wrong with it because if she hit it, it would sometimes come on in colour. She allowed him into her living room and proceeded to hit the television before switching it on. Sure enough, the television came on in colour. "there you are" she said, "see what I mean, there's something wrong with it".

Sky or SKY
When interviewing a woman in London, an enquiry officer asked during the conversation if she had Sky. "Yes", she replied. He proceeded to ask her what channels she watched on Sky and she answered, "I haven't got Sky". A little confused, the enquiry officer reminded her that she had just told him that she had Sky. "Yes, that's right, she's in the pram." She replied, pointing to her daughter.

Christmas Lights
An enquiry officer visited an address one evening where the curtains were open and a television set could be seen clearly - in use - in the lounge. When the occupier came to the door, he strongly denied having a set, saying that the enquiry officer had mistaken his Christmas tree light for a TV. The enquiry officer asked to go in and have a look, but was denied entry while the curtains were quickly closed. He went back to his car nearby to write out his report. A couple of minutes later he was surprised to see the husband and wife come out of the house carrying the TV. They put the set into the boot of the car and drove off.

The Vicious TomcatA young woman said that she didn't have a television and the enquiry officers asked if they could check. The woman said it was safe only as far as the hallway, as she would have to remove her cat, which was hostile and vicious towards strangers. The officers said that they would take a chance, but the lady insisted that it would be too dangerous, so the officers were left in the hall whilst she disappeared into the lounge. At that moment a ginger tomcat appeared from the kitchen. The officers stood rooted to the spot as this feline meowed and purred towards them, and then started to stroke itself against their legs. At the same time, the movement of furniture could be heard from the lounge, only to be interrupted by the occasional call of "come here Tilly you naughty cat" and "I won't be a minute, I've nearly caught him". The officers by this time had picked the cat up and were playing with it. One of them called through the door "What colour is the cat?" The lady replied "Ginger, with a red collar". The description perfectly matched that of the cat in the hall. A minute later the lady appeared saying that it was OK to enter, so the officer returned the cat to her, and retrieved the television set from the balcony.

The Sick Cat
The woman claimed that the reason for her not having a licence was because her cat had got sick down the back of the set and blew it up.

I Don't Live Here
Most enquiry officers come across the excuse "I don't live here". It's surprising how many are men dressed only in boxer shorts with nothing on their feet and have "just popped round to feed the dog".

The Wife
But the most common reaction from men confronted by TV Licensing enquiry officers is: "Oh, I thought my wife was dealing with it."
 
rockin_plumber said:
Excuses for you and these are genuine off the TV license sight....

The Red light - Destroyer of Damp
A woman claimed to the enquiry officer that she did not have a TV, even though he could see one behind her in the corner of the room. When he asked her about it she exclaimed, "Oh, that one…it's broken". He told her that there was a red light on at the bottom. She replied "Oh, that wee red light, I just keep that on as it keeps the damp from getting into it".

Bang the Television
A woman in a village claimed she only had a black and white television but when the enquiry officer asked if he could see it she quickly told him that there must be something wrong with it because if she hit it, it would sometimes come on in colour. She allowed him into her living room and proceeded to hit the television before switching it on. Sure enough, the television came on in colour. "there you are" she said, "see what I mean, there's something wrong with it".

Sky or SKY
When interviewing a woman in London, an enquiry officer asked during the conversation if she had Sky. "Yes", she replied. He proceeded to ask her what channels she watched on Sky and she answered, "I haven't got Sky". A little confused, the enquiry officer reminded her that she had just told him that she had Sky. "Yes, that's right, she's in the pram." She replied, pointing to her daughter.

Christmas Lights
An enquiry officer visited an address one evening where the curtains were open and a television set could be seen clearly - in use - in the lounge. When the occupier came to the door, he strongly denied having a set, saying that the enquiry officer had mistaken his Christmas tree light for a TV. The enquiry officer asked to go in and have a look, but was denied entry while the curtains were quickly closed. He went back to his car nearby to write out his report. A couple of minutes later he was surprised to see the husband and wife come out of the house carrying the TV. They put the set into the boot of the car and drove off.

The Vicious TomcatA young woman said that she didn't have a television and the enquiry officers asked if they could check. The woman said it was safe only as far as the hallway, as she would have to remove her cat, which was hostile and vicious towards strangers. The officers said that they would take a chance, but the lady insisted that it would be too dangerous, so the officers were left in the hall whilst she disappeared into the lounge. At that moment a ginger tomcat appeared from the kitchen. The officers stood rooted to the spot as this feline meowed and purred towards them, and then started to stroke itself against their legs. At the same time, the movement of furniture could be heard from the lounge, only to be interrupted by the occasional call of "come here Tilly you naughty cat" and "I won't be a minute, I've nearly caught him". The officers by this time had picked the cat up and were playing with it. One of them called through the door "What colour is the cat?" The lady replied "Ginger, with a red collar". The description perfectly matched that of the cat in the hall. A minute later the lady appeared saying that it was OK to enter, so the officer returned the cat to her, and retrieved the television set from the balcony.

The Sick Cat
The woman claimed that the reason for her not having a licence was because her cat had got sick down the back of the set and blew it up.

I Don't Live Here
Most enquiry officers come across the excuse "I don't live here". It's surprising how many are men dressed only in boxer shorts with nothing on their feet and have "just popped round to feed the dog".

The Wife
But the most common reaction from men confronted by TV Licensing enquiry officers is: "Oh, I thought my wife was dealing with it."
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
 
Sorry frester dude, i think you should get the licence, if you don't you'll be just like Judas Priest



"Breakin the law, breakin the law.... :x "


LOL :D
 
We pay 'bout 120€ a year...
But in here, if the TV-licence isn't paid then they send a guy to check if you have a tv, when he comes you say "No. We haven't got TV". If he asks that can he come in you say NO 'cause he doesn't have a search warrent (or somethin), when the guy gets one, you take your tv and give it to your neighbourghs a while. When the giy comes back with the warrent, let him in and if you haven't got TV he goes away then you fetch the tv from neighbourgh and wait for the next year...
BTW We pay our tv-license... :err:
 
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