Shocked Thread

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I ran over my feet with the lawn mower earlier this afternoon.
How the Fuck I managed to completely trash my trainers without serious injury i have no idea. I must have had a charmed moment.
All i suffered was Bruising on my foot :shock:
 
afraidtoshooteddie said:
I ran over my feet with the lawn mower earlier this afternoon.
How the Fuck I managed to completely trash my trainers without serious injury i have no idea. I must have had a charmed moment.
All i suffered was Bruising on my foot :shock:
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sorry but that really made me laugh :oops: how the hell did you manage to do that? LOL
 
wicker nomad said:
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sorry but that really made me laugh :oops: how the hell did you manage to do that? LOL

The kids were twatting around while i was mowing the lawn so I pulled the lawnmower out of their way and dragged it over my own bloody foot.

The thing was, I knew i was hurt but I wasn't sure if it was just the smack that it felt like,.... Or wether i'd lost a toe and wasn't feeling it coz' of shock. I looked down and there was my shoe, in pieces, and the brownish red lining of it was shredded across a small area. The thing was, at first glance this did look remarkably flesh like. :eek:
 
:shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey...........

Gardening is dangerous :|

I was diggin in the garden many years ago helping my dad.....
And put the fork through my shoe......
It just split my foot between my big toe and the next one :shock:

OUch :|
 
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