>                 21 things you can only get away with saying at 
Christmas
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>           1.     I prefer breasts to legs
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>           2.     Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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>           3.     Smother the butter all over the breasts!
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>           4.     If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
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>           5.     I've never seen a better spread!
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>           6.     I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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>           7.     Are you ready for seconds yet?
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>           8.     It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
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>           9.     Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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>           10.   Don't play with your meat.
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>           11.    Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
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>           12.   Do you think you'll be able to handle all these 
people at 
>once?
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>           13.   I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
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>           14.   You still have a little bit on your chin.
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>           15.   How long will it take after you put it in?
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>           16.   You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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>           17.   Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
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>           18.   That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
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>           19.   I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
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>           20.   Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still 
want 
>more!
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>           21.   I do like a good stuffing.
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>           Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
 
