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This may come in useful........... for someone :err:

English
I have lard in my anus.

Finnish
Minulla on laardia pera-aukossani.

French
J'ai saindoux dans mon bout.

Croatian
Imam masti u supku.

Klingon
jIH ghaj targh ror Daq wIj 'o'.

:D
 
Three facts about toilet paper.

One: When visiting a girlfriend's parents' house it's politically correct to
lay a bed of bog roll in the pan to catch the log and quieten the splash.

Two: 90% of men spit on the paper for the final wipe. :shock:

Three: Spraying Haze air-freshener on the tissue until it's wet, dropping it
in the bowl and lighting it is fun - you'll get a powerful blaze but the water
will quickly put it out.
 
rockin_plumber said:
And, its only been there 2 weeks so why didnt you point it out earlier :|
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:err: Not the lard in my anus............ coz there aint............

The phrase has only been there two weeks :err:
 
INFORMATION
Full club name: hrvatski nogometni klub hajduk split (croatian football club hajduk split)
established: 1911
champions:
1927, 1929, 1941, 1946, 1950, 1952, 1954/55, 1970/71, 1973/74, 1974/75, 1978/79, 1992, 1993/94, 1994/95, 2000/01, 2003/04, 2004/05 (not yet secure but hajduk is 4:0 up as i write this)
cup winners:
1966/67, 1971/72, 1973/74, 1974/75, 1975/76 1976/77, 1983/84, 1986/87, 1990/91, 1992/93 1994/95, 1999/2000, 2002/03
biggest european successes: 4 times quaterfinals of champions cup/champions leauge
1 time semi final of uefa cup
current coach: igor stimac ( :x :x :x :x :x )
nicknames: bili(whites), majstori s mora( masters from the sea)
fans: torcida - one of the oldest organised supporters group in europe, established 1950
 
rockin_plumber said:
Then there's the.........

5 European Cups
6 FA Cups
7 League Cups
3 UEFA Cups
3 Super Cups
14 Charity Shields

8)
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i didnt write croatian supercups cause i dont consider them to be a competition
 
MaidenMadness said:
i didnt write croatian supercups cause i dont consider them to be a competition
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:? Yes but they are the european supercups

UEFA CUP WINNERs V CHAMPION LEAGUE WINNERs

......Yeah ok Charity shield shouldn't count really then......

That is FA Cup Winner V League Winner
 
rockin_plumber said:
:? Yes but they are the european supercups

UEFA CUP WINNERs V CHAMPION LEAGUE WINNERs

......Yeah ok Charity shield shouldn't count really then......

That is FA Cup Winner V League Winner
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i know what those are :roll:
here in croatia if a team does the double supercup won't be played that year
and european supercup is also a bit like friendly game
nobody really payes much attention to it
intercontinetal cup is a different story
 
I won't be here during 3 days coz I'm leaving at Lille for work :( :( :(

will be back on thursday evening and should see my childs wednesday evening to eat with them :banana: :banana: :banana:
 
Frenchy said:
I won't be here during 3 days coz I'm leaving at Lille for work :( :( :(

will be back on thursday evening and should see my childs wednesday evening to eat with them :banana: :banana: :banana:
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have a nice trip
 
For those of you who wanna know..............

Near the end of WWII, the U.S. Air Force patrolling German airspace
encountered highly maneuverable balls of light in the area between
Hagenau in Alsace-Lorraine and Neustadt an der Weinstrasse in the Rhine
Valley. These unidentified flying objects came to be referred to as "Foo
Fighters", or "Kraut Balls" by those who believed the objects were a secret
German weapon.
 
rockin_plumber said:
For those of you who wanna know..............

Near the end of WWII, the U.S. Air Force patrolling German airspace
encountered highly maneuverable balls of light in the area between
Hagenau in Alsace-Lorraine and Neustadt an der Weinstrasse in the Rhine
Valley. These unidentified flying objects came to be referred to as "Foo
Fighters", or "Kraut Balls" by those who believed the objects were a secret
German weapon.
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i know that story
allegedly there's a nazi base on the moon as well LOL
but on serious side . there could be somthing to the whole german ufo's story
lots of german late wwII planes had technology that was in its core way ahead of its time
some of the planes they did were so fuckin brilliant and technologically advanced that americans used that technology in creating their first sattelites, spaceships......
and mind you that was just from the technology that was released in public
who knows what they had that nobody knew nothing about
 
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