The life cycle
I think the life cycle should be all backwards
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>You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
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>Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
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>You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
>when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
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>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
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>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
>ready for High School.
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>You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
>responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,
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>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
>in spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap,
>larger quarters every day,
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>and finally you finish off as an orgasm.