MaidenMadness
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i knew about thatFrenchy said:
for a month or so :wink:
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MaidenMadness
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i know i'm buying itFrenchy said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
TERROR ALERTS
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General
Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white
flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
Elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat
operations" and "Change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in
uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a
neighbour" and "Lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from
Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change". Their
remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those
without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help".
The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though,
security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit
Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940
when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the Great Fire of 1666.
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General
Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white
flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
Elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat
operations" and "Change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in
uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a
neighbour" and "Lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from
Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change". Their
remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those
without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help".
The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though,
security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit
Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940
when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the Great Fire of 1666.
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
:err: this is my first time here since dinner time yesterdayFrenchy said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:Looks cosy
We still haven't been cold enough to light our fire :shock:
Still havn't turned on our heating yet :banana: :banana: :banana:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you
can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it :evil:
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you
can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it :evil:
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
damnit, I did it once, and then when my mom watched, I can't do it anymore!!!
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
LOL LOL LOL you still trying
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
I am too.