how many porn do you have on your hard disk

[Cyrus]

I must come clean. :err: When I said I had no porn, I was lying. There is nothing but porn here. I don't know why I'm posting here, when I could be looking at my awesome porn collection.

Cool! :shock:

Do you have the one with...:err:...never mind

 

[twilightsglow]

Cool! :shock:

Do you have the one with...:err:...never mind

Which one? I have all kinds. :err: :err::anorak:

 

[wicky]

Shall I go to Ebay and leave you 2 alone :?

 

[twilightsglow]

Shall I go to Ebay and leave you 2 alone :?

We're never alone. The lurkers will be here, too. :err:

 

[wicky]

We're never alone. The lurkers will be here, too. :err:

LOL I forgot about them!!

 

[Cyrus]

Which one? I have all kinds. :err: :err::anorak:

The one with Jenna Jameson

 

[Cyrus]

Shall I go to Ebay and leave you 2 alone :?

No! Don't leave me alone with her! :shock:

 

[twilightsglow]

The one with Jenna Jameson

I almost forgot! Jackson guitars asked Jenna Jameson to appear on their website and model some things. That's a sweet Randy Rhoads 1T she's holding.

http://www.jacksonguitars.com/store/

 

[Cyrus]

I almost forgot! Jackson guitars asked Jenna Jameson to appear on their website and model some things. That's a sweet Randy Rhoads 1T she's holding.

http://www.jacksonguitars.com/store/

Yeah...nice "guitar" :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

Yeah...nice "guitar" :err:

Good thing the parents are painting. I'll have a hard time explaining why I'm looking at pictures of Jenna. :err:

 

[Cyrus]

Good thing the parents are painting. I'll have a hard time explaining why I'm looking at pictures of Jenna. :err:

Do they know who Jenna is? :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

Do they know who Jenna is? :err:

I don't know. However, she's wearing very little, in provocative poses.

:shock: I just noticed she has the same guitar strap as me!

 

[Cyrus]

I don't know. However, she's wearing very little, in provocative poses.

:shock: I just noticed she has the same guitar strap as me!

Haha, yeah I guess it's best if they didn't see her

You play the guitar?! :shock: Are you any good? Is there anything you CAN'T do? LOL

 

[twilightsglow]

Haha, yeah I guess it's best if they didn't see her

You play the guitar?! :shock: Are you any good? Is there anything you CAN'T do? LOL

LOL

Yes. I suck!

 

[Cyrus]

LOL

Yes. I suck!

If your guitarskills is anything like you're Norwegian, then I'm sure you kick ass

I used to play a tiny bit of guitar, bass, drums, piano and flute...but I've forgotten everything now :|

 

[twilightsglow]

If your guitarskills is anything like you're Norwegian, then I'm sure you kick ass

I used to play a tiny bit of guitar, bass, drums, piano and flute...but I've forgotten everything now :|

No, I really suck. LOL

:shock: That's enough to make your own band! I also used to play trumpet.

 

[Cyrus]

No, I really suck. LOL

:shock: That's enough to make your own band! I also used to play trumpet.

That's what you said about your Norwegian, but you can almost have a conversation with me now

It wouldn't be a very good band though LOL I tried to play the trumpet a couple of times...I gave it up pretty quickly LOL

 

[twilightsglow]

That's what you said about your Norwegian, but you can almost have a conversation with me now

It wouldn't be a very good band though LOL I tried to play the trumpet a couple of times...I gave it up pretty quickly LOL

LOL I'm better at Norwegian than guitar.

 

[Cyrus]

LOL I'm better at Norwegian than guitar.

Vedder du er bedre enn meg på gitar

 

[twilightsglow]

Vedder du er bedre enn meg på gitar

That doesn't say much for your guitar skills.