HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

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MaidenMadness said:
dinamo zagreb went out of the croatian cup in the 2nd round to 2nd leauge club LOL LOL LOL LOL

and they're saying they are ready for champions leauge LOL LOL LOL
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few days ago that was the top theme in the news
 
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>>>the
>>>men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his
>>>predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you promise
>>>not
>>>to touch any of the buttons on the wall.
>>>
>>>
>>>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>>>had
>>>promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,
>>>PP,
>>>and a red one
>>>labeled ATR.
>>>
>>>Who would know if he touched them?
>>>
>>>He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW.
>>>Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he
>>>thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
>>>
>>>Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
>>>replaced
>>>the warm water.
>>>
>>>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
>>>his
>>>bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable
>>>pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.
>>>
>>>When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
>>>the
>>>ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>>>
>>>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>>>nurse
>>>was staring down at him.
>>>
>>>What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
>>>ATR
>>>button.
>>>The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is
>>>under
>>>your pillow.
>>>
>>>Men Never Listen.
 
wicker nomad said:
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>>>the
>>>men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his
>>>predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you promise
>>>not
>>>to touch any of the buttons on the wall.
>>>
>>>
>>>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>>>had
>>>promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,
>>>PP,
>>>and a red one
>>>labeled ATR.
>>>
>>>Who would know if he touched them?
>>>
>>>He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW.
>>>Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he
>>>thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
>>>
>>>Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
>>>replaced
>>>the warm water.
>>>
>>>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
>>>his
>>>bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable
>>>pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.
>>>
>>>When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
>>>the
>>>ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>>>
>>>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>>>nurse
>>>was staring down at him.
>>>
>>>What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
>>>ATR
>>>button.
>>>The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is
>>>under
>>>your pillow.
>>>
>>>Men Never Listen.
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I told this joke to my english teacher, and he said that's the best joke he's ever heard.
thanx wicky :D
 
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