rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
manic said:
Blonde jokes
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rockin_plumber
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, " Wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is
blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 LB black belt. The guy sitting next to me is
6'2", weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5"
pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde.
Think about it, Mister. You still Wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
:banana:
joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is
blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 LB black belt. The guy sitting next to me is
6'2", weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5"
pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde.
Think about it, Mister. You still Wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
:banana:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600
dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for$599,no
less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her
the word, 'comfortable.'" The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. “She’ll read it very slow.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600
dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for$599,no
less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her
the word, 'comfortable.'" The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. “She’ll read it very slow.
MaidenMadness
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oy you be yourself my personality is copyrightedmanic said:
i'll borrow lars urlich's and sue you :x
Rockhardchick666
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:shock: :cry: Santa exists...rockin_plumber said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said:
Rockhardchick666
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:shock:rockin_plumber said:
:cry: :cry: yes he does!
MaidenMadness
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yes he does he told me the real reson rudolph's nose is redRockhardchick666 said:
Rockhardchick666
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why does it MM?>MaidenMadness said:yes he does he told me the real reson rudolph's nose is red
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said::shock:
MaidenMadness
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santa feeds him alcohol so he could have energy to work all dayRockhardchick666 said:
MaidenMadness
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don't shatter her dreams :xrockin_plumber said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
MaidenMadness said:
MaidenMadness
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only a rat would shoot a guy in the backrockin_plumber said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
MaidenMadness said:only a rat would shoot a guy in the back
MaidenMadness
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aaahrockin_plumber said:
have some cheese rat
MaidenMadness
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a blond comes to the museum and breaks a vase
the guardman says: are you normal you just broke 700 year old vase
blonde: oh i feel so much relieved now
guard: why?
blonde: i tought it was new
the guardman says: are you normal you just broke 700 year old vase
blonde: oh i feel so much relieved now
guard: why?
blonde: i tought it was new
