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how do i comlain about maiden-world lyrics
paschendale:
...The bodies of ours and our foes. The sea of death it overflows
In no man's kand god only knows. Into jaws of death we go

someone guide me to nomans' kand :?

...I choke a cry but no-one hears. Fell the blood go down my throat
isn't it feel
sorry i'm bored :oops:
 
Need to sneeze at a moment when it'd be
inappropriate to do so, like during sex or a
funeral? Tickling the roof of your mouth with
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rockin_plumber said:
Need to sneeze at a moment when it'd be
inappropriate to do so, like during sex or a
funeral? Tickling the roof of your mouth with
the tip of your tongue counteracts the sneeze
impulse.

8)
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wicked.. it works
 
rockin_plumber said:
Need to sneeze at a moment when it'd be
inappropriate to do so, like during sex or a
funeral? Tickling the roof of your mouth with
the tip of your tongue counteracts the sneeze
impulse.

8)
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doesn't work :(
 
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wicker nomad said:
> Keep Fit Routine
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS : Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good Laugh!

Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings LOL
 
When you barber cuts your hair in an incorrect manner do not notify him
that he has made a mistake beacuse if you do - he will cut you hair in an
even more incorrect manner :D
 
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