The 'Pikey Test'
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Ok Ill pm you both the questions :banana:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
I found a web based thingy :banana:
Same thing but you do the work
http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html
Same thing but you do the work
http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Jon said:
Jons posher than Cyrus then LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
TG Got.......
8% Pikey
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
8% Pikey
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Wicker Nomad Is 35% Pikey
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.
Wicker Nomad Is 35% Pikey
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.
twilightsglow
Well-Known Member
LOLrockin_plumber said:
But, is 8% too much? :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
twilightsglow said:
Dont tell wicker nomad that LOL
twilightsglow
Well-Known Member
:shock:
We're in the presence of pikey royalty!
We're in the presence of pikey royalty!
sixhundredand66
Member
i dont have excel either 
:cry:
:cry:
iron girly
New Member
13% Pikey
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Welcome to you Iron girly..................
Nice to know you aint gonna eat my pet hedgehog LOL LOL LOL
Nice to know you aint gonna eat my pet hedgehog LOL LOL LOL
Bockaaarck
Active Member
I'm a 15% Pikey 
Luckily there wasn't a question like this:
"Do you pop to your local filling station "supposedly" to buy fuel, but actually because the 8 pack of Dry Blackthorn is 27p cheaper than at your local SPAR at £5:00, i'd have been in real trouble then
:err:
*glug.........Mmmmmmmm, cheap booze *
hope nobody heard that :err:
Luckily there wasn't a question like this:
"Do you pop to your local filling station "supposedly" to buy fuel, but actually because the 8 pack of Dry Blackthorn is 27p cheaper than at your local SPAR at £5:00, i'd have been in real trouble then
:err:
*glug.........Mmmmmmmm, cheap booze
*hope nobody heard that :err:
twilightsglow
Well-Known Member
http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html
I retook the test and I've got a higher score now
6-10 Answers:
You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on board" sticker from the back. You enojy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.
I retook the test and I've got a higher score now
6-10 Answers:
You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on board" sticker from the back. You enojy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.