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...and then he looked up and he could see that indeed hell had an ending for he had found his soul at peace he knew hell was just metaphor for loss...
 
And while looking up tears were flowing from his eyes as darkness was gone from the realm of his soul and a beautiful Ray of Light was guiding the destiny of his life...
 
...But then he realized that the light was always moving away from him faster than any llama known to man could ever travel, so he...
 
decided to ride a sheep
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...Yes, of course, a sheep...He decided to ride a sheep because everybody knows the legendary land-speed records that are always being set by sheep...So the mighty sheep-jockey and his trusty steed, Woolly, continued the ride towards the ray of light...
 
...but this sheep was doped on too much mocha- cappacino, which caused it to careen out of control and headed straight into...
 
SexyDevilGirl said:
...but this sheep was doped on too much mocha- cappacino, which caused it to careen out of control and headed straight into...
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a very deep cliff but the man decided to invoke the powers of the Messiah and started to fly in persue of his Ray of Light...and
 
Bubs' roadside concession stand. And Bubs' stand was very busy at the moment, because this was the day that Bubs had his 'One wing and one drink for one penny' lunch special. Wings and customers alike were strewn everywhere. It was nothing short of mass pandamonium and chaos. Bubs was clearly pissed. So our hero...
 
Crusher said:
Bubs' roadside concession stand. And Bubs' stand was very busy at the moment, because this was the day that Bubs had his 'One wing and one drink for one penny' lunch special. Wings and customers alike were strewn everywhere. It was nothing short of mass pandamonium and chaos. Bubs was clearly pissed. So our hero...
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Shit!!! Too late...
 
Bouville said:
a very deep cliff but the man decided to invoke the powers of the Messiah and started to fly in persue of his Ray of Light...and
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after he had stopped at Bubs' roadside concession stand for the 'One wing and one drink for one penny' lunch special, he then continued his Messiah induced flight towards the Ray of Light...and...
 
Crusher said:
after he had stopped at Bubs' roadside concession stand for the 'One wing and one drink for one penny' lunch special, he then continued his Messiah induced flight towards the Ray of Light...and...
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he flew into a wormhole that took him to klingon's homeworld Qo'noS.....................
 
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