The funny quotes thread

the only one I can think of was when bush said he was so happy to have the president in the white house when clinton came to visit...the the assistant kindly reminded him that bush was actully the president
 
From Office Space
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" :kinkyfruit:
 
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers..." - Homer Simpson LOL
 
"I'm at 1st and 1st. Wait a minute, how can a street intersect into itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!" - Cosmo Kramer LOL LOL LOL
 
"If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." - George Costanza LOL He might have a point there :P
 
He's a little man that's his trouble. Never trust a man with short legs ­....... brains too close to their bottoms. (Noel Coward).
LOL
 
My favourite's, Murray Walker commentating on the Monaco Grand Prix a number of years ago. His co-commentator, James Hunt ( 1976 Formula 1 World Champion ) picks up on an a quirk in Murray's commentary whilst describing Alain Prost's position as he nears the "Swimming Pool" part of the Monaco circuit.....



Murray: "And there are flames coming from the back of Prost's car as he
enters the swimming pool."

James: "Well, that should put them out then."

LOL LOL LOL
 
Bockaaarck said:
My favourite's, Murray Walker commentating on the Monaco Grand Prix a number of years ago. His co-commentator, James Hunt ( 1976 Formula 1 World Champion ) picks up on an a quirck in Murray's commentary whilst describing Alain Prost's position as he nears the "Swimming Pool" part of the Monac circuit.....



Murray: "And there are flames coming from the back of Prost's car as he
enters the swimming pool."

James: "Well, that should put them out then."

LOL LOL LOL
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great! LOL LOL
 
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