THE FRET FIDDLERS

RYÆN

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This is my band
THE FRET FIDDLERS

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By Ryan Craig
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By Craig Johnstone
DETAILS:

GENRE:

Metal
Industrial
Comedy

LABEL:
Better Than You Records

HOMETOWN:
Morgan Academy Music Department
UK


A FEW WORDS FROM THE BAND:

We're so good, that after we play a riff, you die...because we're like, that good. Yeah.

HOW IT ALL CAME AROUND:

The band started off as Boobles and Eggles, with their hit song "I Like Eggs"

Speccles joined the band...I think...sometime after.

And we just rock
We've even played at Madison Square Garden, but nobody remembers coz they're all dead. They died at how amazing we were. :)

OUR FIRST ALBUM GOES ON SALE MAY 14TH
Tracks:
1. I Like Eggs
2. I'll Chib You
3. Super Amazing Guitar Solo Song That Makes The Sun Explode if Played Loud Enough
4. Bradley's Gay =)
5. Super Power Metal Song About Dragons and Stuff
6. WOOOOOAAAAAH
7. The Amazing Song That Kicks More Ass Than Bohemian Rhapsody
8. Master of Puppets 2 [BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE]
9. We All Want Sam's Mum
10. Graveyard Tig Rules
11. Jamie, I Want Your Chin

LINE UP:

RYAN CRAIG - STAGE NAME = SPECCLES
CRAIG JOHNSTONE - STAGE NAME = EGGLES
MICHAEL THOMSON - STAGE NAME = BOOBLES


SCHEDULE:

THE ROCK OFF!

On Thursday the 17th of May CRAIG AND RYAN in 3rd Period Music will have a rock off.
There may be video footage of this awesomeness so stay tuned!

Where?
Morgan Music Department
Details

Thursday Period 3 Music
Friday Period 4 Music

It lasts for 14 hours and 15 minutes
So be prepared :|

ALBUM DETAILS

The album will make your CD player catch fire It'll make your head explode, but it's worth the £100 we're selling it for :)

ON SALE MAY 14TH 2007 You might not find it though It'll sell out way too fast

WE WILL MAKE YOUR EARS ORGASM
 
FRET FIDDLERS debut album released today - Sells out in 7mins34secs - A NEW RECORD!

Fret Fiddlers debut album, FRET FIDDLERS was released today just to sell out worldwide in 7 mins 34 secs.

Our next album, which is yet to be named, will be released next month on June 11th and it promises to be so much better than this one. It will includes songs such as "Stairway to Attic" and "Not So Violent, But Mildly Hardcore Internet Porn" which will make your eyes bleed musical goodness.

Stay tuned for more updates!
 
RYÆN said:
FRET FIDDLERS debut album released today - Sells out in 7mins34secs - A NEW RECORD!

Fret Fiddlers debut album, FRET FIDDLERS was released today just to sell out worldwide in 7 mins 34 secs.

Our next album, which is yet to be named, will be released next month on June 11th and it promises to be so much better than this one. It will includes songs such as "Stairway to Attic" and "Not So Violent, But Mildly Hardcore Internet Porn" which will make your eyes bleed musical goodness.

Stay tuned for more updates!

:err: Ry is under drugs :?
 
Sorry :oops:

I also have a spoof band, called The Terry Nutkins Experience..you can find us on Myspace :P
 
We're just going to make all our music on Sybalies which like, makes sheet music and PLAYS the music through whatever instrument you pick

and then learn to play it

like gods
 
FRET FIDDLERS TO MAKE THEIR LIVE DEBUT AT THE MORGAN ROCK & POP AWARDS?

Rumours are flying around that Fret Fiddlers will make their live debut at the Rock & Pop show at Morgan Academy. Is it true?

Maybe

If the police let us get away with MASS HEAVY METAL MURDER then yes, but it looks like that won't be happening.

We will try our best though

We will also have guest guitarist ZAKK WYLDE

right? :err:
 
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