the book of rockin

Think ur remote control isnt working.........
Easy to check..........


Activate ur camera on ur mobile fone.......
Then point it at ur offending remote control....
.........at the bit you normally point at the telly.........

Then press a button on the remote and you should see it flash on ur fone
screen if the remote control is working 8)
 
If this works can someone let me know :err:

How to stop getting points on your licence for speeding. If you get a fine
for speeding for say £60, send them a cheque for £61. They will send you
a cheque back for £1. Tear that cheque up, never cash it. They cannot
legally put the points on your licence until all financial transactions have
cleared. This means that you will have paid the fine, but you won't get
the points on your licence.


Apparently. :err:
 
Lather, Rinse and Repeat

Its a little known secret, but you don't have to do this; you can just wash
your hair once. They just write this on the bottle to get you to use more
shampoo.

Bastards! :x :x :x
 
found a good one for you. Do you always steal the ladys like that LOL

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Lemon juice takes the nicotine off your hands so you don't have to look
like your middle fingers been up a homo's bottom.

:D
 
Annoy airport security! Scribble 'made you look :) ' on some paper, wrap
it in a condom and shove it up your arse. Act in a suspicious manner when
going through customs, once you have agitated security enough, wait
until they search you then point and laugh.

:D
 
Beadle may be dead :( but commemorate his passing with this simple
prank: get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it
dry and place it out to be used.

8)
 
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.



Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Its true :wink:
 
This is strange.......
Open a new word document........
Type in (or copy & paste) the text..........


=rand (200, 99)


And then press enter afterwards........
:err: why did it do that :?
 
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