SINGING THREAD



Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

Elektronik supersonik
Supersonik elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesn’t have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
But the stars, above

All systems gone
Prepare for down-count
5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFF BLAST!

Fly away in my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it
I put my birthplug in your socket

The sun in sky is bright like fire.
You and me gets higher and higher.
Cut communication wire.
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

Hey, love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I's your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I is more richer than all the Czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now back on earth is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the singers and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Okay, is time for end.
No more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time.
I want for you to experience Big Bang.

Long live Space Race. Long live Molvania.
 
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up,
Pull, pull, clap clap clap.
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up,
Pull, pull, clap clap clap.

Point to the ceiling, point to the floor,
Point to the window, point to the door.
Clap your hands together, one two three,
Put your hands upon your knees.

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rockin_plumber said:
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up,
Pull, pull, clap clap clap.
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up,
Pull, pull, clap clap clap.

Point to the ceiling, point to the floor,
Point to the window, point to the door.
Clap your hands together, one two three,
Put your hands upon your knees.

:err:
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rockin_plumber said:
There is this channel on sky.......... 620 (tiny pop)

baby_rockin loves it :|
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Think yourself lucky :wink:

I've had to suffer Cbeebies everyday for 8 years :|


Edit... 6 years...but thats more than enough :|
 
The Invocation / Chapel Of Ghouls

Ghouls attack the church
Crush the holy priest
Turning the cross towards hell
Writhe in satan's flames

Crush the priest
The feeble church

Dead - your god is dead
Fools - your god is dead
Useless prayers of lies
Behold satan's rise

Crush the priest
The feeble church
The family of dog
Lust upon my altar

Demons attack with hate
Satan in the fires of hell awaits
Death against you all
God hear my death call
 
Angel Of Disease

our plastic souls melt within cauldron's burning black
Chanting to the Ancient Ones, chants of broken lines
Kneel before the alter, sacrifice is made
It is pleasing to the ones most ancient of the days

They call the prince of disease, messenger of the Absu
Carry through the icy winds our curse upon their church

Hanging helpless above the pentagram
Sacrifice swings within leather noose
Sing the ancient hymn that makes the Abso roll
Raise the rusty knife, let loose the blood of Kingu

Sudden death throws off the balance that's within the sky
Priest calls forth infernal names to the ones beyond the gate

Angel of disease one who shuns the light
Shub Niggurath goat with one thousand young

Praise the beast, the chanting grew
Praise the beast with virgin blood
Praise the beast with soul and mind
Praise the beast and show the sign

Bind their kings in iron chains
Execute the judgement for them
Come and taste the fleshy pleasures
Orgies of endless time

Beneath the rolling for hate ignites their eyes
From their graves the dead rise to answer Nammtar's call
On a twisted cross the virgin corpse hangs
They blacken out the sun and burn the elder gods

Morbid priest calling forth
Abominations of the sky
Kutulu meets in the void
Ancient Ones rule once more
 

INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.




GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
 
Spammer
by ewil
(in the tune of The Sinner, by Judas Priest)

Spammer typer, types in with the keyboard
The n00bs type beside him
The n00bs act like gods, God help us now
Do you, do you see it, do you see the topics
Killin' every living thread around
Can you, can you see it, can you
See the boards are gettin' fuller
Tr00s are coming, time is running out

Try to act so wice or die by the hand of the
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

His PC of fury
Sigs of fire and LOL's ablaze
Pesky n00b's are stalking
Drawn by the smell of "LOL" and "GAY"
He tr00s like a rampage
Writing with the !!UpPeR-CaSes!! of war
But if he's feeling boring then it's very presence
Turns all the typers to a n00b

Curse and damn you all you’ll fall by the threads of the
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

God of the newbies, God of the newbies
Won't you let them lay!?
God of the newbies, God of the newbies
Or are they all too gay!?

Can't you hear their posts rolling down, while they write
Can't you see their smilies are annoying, letting 'em type

Thirty pages now tr00ing, so down
LOL in every thread, and W00t's around
The spammer is near, sensing the fear
And the beast will start tr00ing, aloud

Can't you hear their posts rolling down, while they write
Can't you see their smilies are annoying, letting 'em type

Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

Try to act so wice or die by the hand of the
Curse and damn you all you’ll fall by the threads of the
Spammer!
 
ewil said:
Spammer
by ewil
(in the tune of The Sinner, by Judas Priest)

Spammer typer, types in with the keyboard
The n00bs type beside him
The n00bs act like gods, God help us now
Do you, do you see it, do you see the topics
Killin' every living thread around
Can you, can you see it, can you
See the boards are gettin' fuller
Tr00s are coming, time is running out

Try to act so wice or die by the hand of the
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

His PC of fury
Sigs of fire and LOL's ablaze
Pesky n00b's are stalking
Drawn by the smell of "LOL" and "GAY"
He tr00s like a rampage
Writing with the !!UpPeR-CaSes!! of war
But if he's feeling boring then it's very presence
Turns all the typers to a n00b

Curse and damn you all you’ll fall by the threads of the
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

God of the newbies, God of the newbies
Won't you let them lay!?
God of the newbies, God of the newbies
Or are they all too gay!?

Can't you hear their posts rolling down, while they write
Can't you see their smilies are annoying, letting 'em type

Thirty pages now tr00ing, so down
LOL in every thread, and W00t's around
The spammer is near, sensing the fear
And the beast will start tr00ing, aloud

Can't you hear their posts rolling down, while they write
Can't you see their smilies are annoying, letting 'em type

Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!
Spammer!

Try to act so wice or die by the hand of the
Curse and damn you all you’ll fall by the threads of the
Spammer!
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It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain tune
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On that cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night


The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day


I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
 
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
The Moose,
He's on the loose,
Elliot Moose, he's on the loose.
Elliot Moose, he's on the loose.
Elliot Moose is on the loose.
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
The Moose,
He's on the loose,
Elliot Moose, he's on the loose.
Elliot Moose, he's on the loose.
Elliot Moose is on the loose.
Elliot Moose is on the loose.
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot,
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot
THE MOOSE !!!
:err:
 
Your cruel device
your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna play these games

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat....

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but youre under my skin
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison...

One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah....
Well I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain
Poison
and I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
 
MaidenMadness said:
Your cruel device
your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna play these games

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat....

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but youre under my skin
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison...

One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
Poison
I don't wanna break these chains
Poison

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

Yeah....
Well I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain
Poison
and I don't wanna break these chains
Poison
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THAT SONG GOT ME INTO LISTENING TO THAT MAN!!!!!! STILL MY ALTIME FAVOURITE SONG FROM HIM!! <33333
 
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