SINGING THREAD

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded
 
The Maritimes!!


Im from the east coast of canada, Home of the bag pipe
Known for the fiddle players, beer and our keg price
Known for alexander keiths and the donair
Home of the mooseheads but i dont really go there
We pay a buck for a litre of gas AND
Smokes cost ten dollars a pack DAMN
we always mix our tabacco with weed
it's just the way we always done it, shit its natural to me
so let me tackle beat then arrive on the scene,
and let you people kow what you never travel to see
we got battle MC's we got story tellers
and we got awful mc's, corny motherfuckers
we got everything you wanna hear, consious to backpack
comercial to gangsta, R&B to abstact, grundge to rock,
classical to country, so many artists workin' but no one makin money
welcome to the east coast home of the innocent
still pigeon hold is a form or a fisherman
no major league teams, baseball or hockey
no urban radio, just country and pop beats
im trying to shake these stereo types
so give me space please let me arrow my life,
i dont even eat fish, shit i never tried lobster
can't play the fiddle, and never was a logger
(wanna swim in clean lakes) yeah and enjoy cool breezes
but halifax harbour is like swimming in diseases
we only known for anne of green gables
coal mines, the bluenose and p.e.i. potatoes,
the maritimes is better than that
we livin' in another time so dead or without
we got universal soul AND buck 65 AND
the whole ctg AND of course classified
we got backburner, goodnight, alpha flight,lockdown, whiteboy,
first words, trobiz and L-Town
and a million other artists trying to get their flow heard,
and to let ya know we still workin on these out skirts
we tryin to blow like halifax explosion
or maybe anne murray i know she's nova scotian
or hurricane juan blowin from the ocean
either way it goes im still reppin for my coast man

:headbang: :banana: :bananadance: :kinkyfruit: :blah: :bj: :guitar: :breakdance: :wiggle: :stickdance:
 
Tot el camp,
es un clam,
Som la gent blaugrana,
tan se val d'on venim,
si del sud o del nord,
ara estem d'acord, estem d'acord;
una bandera ens agermana,
Blaugrana al vent,
un crit valent,
tenim un nom, el sap tothom,
BARÇA!! BARÇA!! BAAAARÇA!!!!

Jugadors,
seguidors,
Tots units fem força,
son molts anys plens d'afanys,
son molts gols que hem cridat,
i s'ha demostrat, s'ha demostrat,
que mai ningú ens podrà torcer,
Blaugrana al vent,
un crit valent,
tenim un nom, el sap tothom,
BARÇA!! BARÇA!! BAAAARÇA!!!!
 
MaidenMadness said:
Tot el camp,
es un clam,
Som la gent blaugrana,
tan se val d'on venim,
si del sud o del nord,
ara estem d'acord, estem d'acord;
una bandera ens agermana,
Blaugrana al vent,
un crit valent,
tenim un nom, el sap tothom,
BARÇA!! BARÇA!! BAAAARÇA!!!!

Jugadors,
seguidors,
Tots units fem força,
son molts anys plens d'afanys,
son molts gols que hem cridat,
i s'ha demostrat, s'ha demostrat,
que mai ningú ens podrà torcer,
Blaugrana al vent,
un crit valent,
tenim un nom, el sap tothom,
BARÇA!! BARÇA!! BAAAARÇA!!!!

you sing bad
 
I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

:banana: :banana: :banana:
 
rockin_plumber said:
I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

:banana: :banana: :banana:
:banana: :banana: the only song I like by them.
 
:err:


Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Under my boots 'n around my toe
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frost had bit the ground below
(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
Was a hundred degrees below zero
(Booh!)
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )
With a tear in her eye:
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
 
:err:
It was the blackest night!
There was no moon in sight!
(you know the stars ain’t shinin’
’cause the sky’s too tight)
I heard the scary wind!
I seen some ugly trees!
There was a werewolf honkin’,
’long the side of me!

I’m mean ’n I’m bad, (y’know I ain’t no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the name of ’chrissy’
Talkin’ about her ’n my bike ’n me...
’n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how ’re you doin’? )

I noticed even the crickets
Acted weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin’ on...
But there was no reply
’cause she was gone!

Where’s those titties I like so well,
’n’ my goddam beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin’ twig, ’n up jumped the devil!
(he’s about this big!)

He had a red suit on
An’ a widow’s peak
An’ then a pointed tail
’n like a sulphur reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was!
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin!
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
(’cause I was mad at him!)
He just got out his floss
’n started cleanin’ his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed ’n said: put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy?
Yeah! titties ’n all!
Well what about the beer then?
Now, were the cans this tall?
Even her boots?
Would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry!
Yeah, this is true.
Don’t they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I can’t complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
’n I want my beer
Hah!
So you just barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you hear?
Look:
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your
Titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here...
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don’t call me that!
That’s about the only reason
I learned writin’ for!
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I’ll sign!
Because I need a beer, ’n it’s titty-
Squeezin’ time!
Man, you can’t fool me! you ain’t that bad!
Oh yeah?
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I’ve had!
There was milhous nixon ’n agnew too!
’n both of those suckers was worse ’n you!
Let’s make a deal if you think
That’s true
I mean, you’re supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Gonna do?
Heh?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don’t know man, you know...
I just don’t know about this...
What?
See, cause i...
Listen, you’re...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with nerve...
You’re supposed to be the devil!
It’s got to do...
You’re supposed to be bad!
It’s got to do with style, fool!
I don’t know if you’ve the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
I’m very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that’s...that’s what makes me wonder
But I have...i, I think I have something that
You may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It’s a mean little sucker
’bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can’t give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An’ that’s a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that’s real tough!
I bet you’re real bad!
Listen fool, you’ve got to prove to me that you’re rough
Enough to get into hell
That you’ve got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin’...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin’
Alright!
I’ll prove to you that I’m bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner brothers
For eight fuckin’ years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you’re talkin’ about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
If we’re gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I’ve got to know what you’re all about, you know...
’cause I don’t know if you’re the right type for the...
For the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I don’t belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don’t even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I’m a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties ’n beer, you know
No! what?
Titties ’n beer!
No! no man, you’re joking...
Titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer...
What? no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not titties ’n beer!
Oh I can’t stand titties ’n beer!...
Titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer, titties ’n beer...
(I’m in you! I’m in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this thing?
...wait, wait, please no!
Hey! look at this!

No! don’t sign it! give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, ’cause...that’s
Magic ink!

Then the devil barfed
’n out jumped my girl
They heard the titties plop-ploppin’
All around the world, she said:

I got three beers ’n a fist fulla downs,
An’ I’m gonna get ripped, so fuck
You clowns!

Then she gave us the finger!
(it was rigid ’n stiff)
That’s when the devil, she farted
An’ she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?

Alright!
 
some more zappa

Hey there, people, I’m bobby brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp ’n’ i’m
Actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job ’n’ be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Women’s liberation
Came creepin’ across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don’t know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out ’n’ bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me ’n’ a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
’long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin’, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down, etc.

:D
 
rockin_plumber said:
I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

blink 182 suck except for that song
 
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me

It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter to me
 
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