Shocked Thread

firefly said:
are you talking about me? LOL ps i am not a him, i am a her :)
hmmm...username - firefly

just out of curiosity does the picture below mean anything to you(i'm trying to find out what does your username reffer to)

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You cant scare me away that easily 8)

Sorry for the quick dissapearance, i had a tonne of things to do e.g. study :(

Anyways, you WILL see me back again :D
 
firefly said:
You cant scare me away that easily 8)

Sorry for the quick dissapearance, i had a tonne of things to do e.g. study :(

Anyways, you WILL see me back again :D

OK now that's kinky everyone gets away a.s.a.p. ;) i like you ;) lmao
 
:shock: :shock: :shock: Some people..

These storys have nothing to do with me :|

I just copied and pasted them :D

But they are LOL as well


CAT SEX
"I once lived in a flat with a house cat. When rutting season came along and the
alleys were full of wails and screeches, the poor female cat would be driven insane with
horniness and rub her bottom on me all the time. I pitied the poor creature and
wondered if I couldn't do something. So when my flatmate was out (it was her cat), I
obtained a piece of plastic which seemed to correspond exactly to the kitty aperture.
And I delicately inserted it thence while holding the scruff of her neck as male cats
do with their teeth. She moaned. She wailed. She writhed. She growled. Then she rolled
around ecstatically on her back with legs akimbo, fully satiated. I had done a good
deed. Imagine, then, my feelings of embarrassment as my flatmate walked in to
see me with the plastic cat penis poised... having just heard the moans and groans of
her cat. "You fucked my cat!" she said. I had gone too far."


and another......

CURRY CAPERS
"Myself and mates at my local set up a challenge to see who could nick the most
innovative/difficult thing from a curry house. A couple of weeks later, we were at a
party discussing who had "won" the challenge and had decided on a prize of a crate of
lager (naturally). It was reasonably late and we were all hammered, when two of the
guys disappeared. Half an hour later they return carrying a waiter with a mail bag
over his head and his ankles tied together. The small Indian chap was more confused at
being kidnapped than annoyed. However, once he had got his bearings, it took some effort
to placate him. Stealing a waiter... that's going too far..."
 
Sony's new ps3 was released yesterday in the USA.

I just read this:

SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) - Violence marred the chaotic US launch of Sony's PlayStation 3,At least one man was shot in the PS3 frenzy, as hardcore game fans and eBay profiteers mobbed stores to grab scarce stocks of the must-have computer console.


:shock: :shock: :shock:


Calm down ffs it's only a games console :roll:

Bidding on eBay for the 60-GB version went into the stratosphere on Friday, with one going to a buyer in Britain for a jawdropping 15,100 dollars.
 
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