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When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour.
To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.















This is also the speed needed to photograph a woman with her mouth shut. :D
 
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? :|
 
rockin_plumber said:
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? :|
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LOL LOL

happy swimming :|
 
I must warn you all of this :|

I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning
'Do not use if seal is broken'.

As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable.

I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially
pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? :|
 
A quick word of advice for all smoke alarm owners.

When the instructions say you should test them regularly, don't do this by
trying to catch them out with a series of small domestic fires. The
insurance companies don't like that.
 
Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to
the pet shop & buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around
your nutbag!
 
50 things a woman cant do..

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes to get ready to go out.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

:D
 
i have to infom my pc is dead :cry: :cry: :cry:

no internet, my bad :cross:

i hope to refind a real net life soon :x

i post from the job, so if i don't meet you again before new year's day, I wish for you to enjoy the end of this year and have some great wishes for you :grouphug:
 
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth and Testament's Chuck Billy will host Bruce Dickinson's weekly BBC 6 Music radio program on March 13, 2009, dubbed "The Bruce Dickinson Friday Rock Show" while Bruce is on tour with Iron Maiden. Listen to the broadcast live via the Internet between 9:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. (midnight) U.K. time at BBC.co.uk.
 
Quireboys are doing a UK tour at the end of the year with WOLFSBANE supporting :blaze: :banana: :blaze: :banana: :blaze:


And SKIN have got back together too :banana:
 
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