i need some advice

[ewil]

get him very drunk, stuff him into a little red dress and take pictures of him with undies on his head

Experience is talking..(?)
clansman: Start dating with that girl who caused this shit...

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

I do this on a regular basis, though I don't need to be drunk. :err:

I've seen the pictures :evil: might I say- you look lovely in pink

 

[Beetle]

I've seen the pictures :evil: might I say- you look lovely in pink

I have always though pink was my colour yet I have a secret fetish for pastels of late.. :wink:

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

I have always though pink was my colour yet I have a secret fetish for pastels of late.. :wink:

I can see you in a Seafoam Green strapless number :evil:

 

[Beetle]

I can see you in a Seafoam Green strapless number :evil:

Hmmm yes, sounds lovely...

 

[clansman]

.oO(I wonder if he figured out how I knew about his skateboarding :evil: )

i just look at my profile and remembered i put skateboarding in it

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

hit him upside his head with a giant candy-cane

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

wipe your ass with his favorite shirt- while he's wearing it

 

[Beetle]

Do what I would have done a few years back and beat him until he is unrecognisable to his own mother! :x

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

:shock: whoa, so much anger from a guy in a dress

 

[Beetle]

:shock: whoa, so much anger from a guy in a dress

This bitch bites! :x

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

This bitch bites! :x

LOL LOL LOL I'm sorry- but that was fucking funny

 

[Beetle]

LOL LOL LOL I'm sorry- but that was fucking funny

:headbang:

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

LOL and the avatar you have makes me laugh too

 

[Beetle]

LOL and the avatar you have makes me laugh too

Yeah I must say when you read the thing I wrote about bashing the guy and then imagine I am the monkey pulling that face, its pretty funny!! LOL

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Yeah I must say when you read the thing I wrote about bashing the guy and then imagine I am the monkey pulling that face, its pretty funny!! LOL

LOL LOL LOL I always imagine people on the forum as their Avatars. So I see you as an angry monkey wearing a green dress

 

[Beetle]

LOL LOL LOL I always imagine people on the forum as their Avatars. So I see you as an angry monkey wearing a green dress

LOL I do that too..

Yeah the monkey with a green dress on, lipstick, swinging a crow bar wrecklessly over his head!! LOL

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

LOL I do that too..

Yeah the monkey with a green dress on, lipstick, swinging a crow bar wrecklessly over his head!! LOL

:shock: what an image

 

[Beetle]

:shock: what an image

recklessly even. LOL

I am thinking about it now, stumbling all over the place ready to clock someone on the head! LOL