humoristicus momentus alcoholicus

MaidenMadness

MaidenMadness

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i know that most of ppl here like to.....drink a bit more than they should..
so i tought we could create a thread where we would write our humoristic experiences whilst being drunk :D

i'll start. i was at a party at my friends house...and as it goes on the party ppl drink and some of them smoke weed
i had my fair share of both and i came to this room where we were and saw a bottle of ballentines and a bottle of beer. after asking who's beer that was and getting reply drink it if you want to i cant i took it and started drinking it really hard i must have drank like half a bottle at once, but there was something funny...it was a bit too spicy for me...then i realised that that wasn't beer at all but whiskey that has been poured out of the original bottle into a bottle of beer. that was my first encounter with whiskey :oops:
 
MaidenMadness said:
i know that most of ppl here like to.....drink a bit more than they should..
so i tought we could create a thread where we would write our humoristic experiences whilst being drunk :D

i'll start. i was at a party at my friends house...and as it goes on the party ppl drink and some of them smoke weed
i had my fair share of both and i came to this room where we were and saw a bottle of ballentines and a bottle of beer. after asking who's beer that was and getting reply drink it if you want to i cant i took it and started drinking it really hard i must have drank like half a bottle at once, but there was something funny...it was a bit too spicy for me...then i realised that that wasn't beer at all but whiskey that has been poured out of the original bottle into a bottle of beer. that was my first encounter with whiskey :oops:
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how old was you
whisky was the first drink i had back in the very early days
 
manic said:
how old was you
whisky was the first drink i had back in the very early days
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i was about 15. i never drank whiskey before it. the first alcoholic drink i drank was beer when i was 4 :D
 
MaidenMadness said:
i was about 15. i never drank whiskey before it. the first alcoholic drink i drank was beer when i was 4 :D
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in science tomorrow we are making beer :shock: no joke
teacher said it's not edible but i'll show him :D
 
MaidenMadness said:
so whats a point of a beer that you can't frink?
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we be experimenting with microbes... again :roll: and beer uses yeast and who said you can't drink it

you can drink it, the question is will you live (or will your toilet live)
 
I have dozens of stories of drinking too much :err:

This is one of my favorite ones though- a couple of years ago I was camping on Catalina with some friends. There were a couple dozen of us. Me and this one guy ( :evil: ) had about 10 cape codders and blue hawaiins between us (and an entire bottle of Vodka). We wandered down to the beach (it was about 2 a.m. ) and were kicking back on the beach ( :evil: ) when we spotted what looked like a bunch of glitter on the sand. We went to check it out and it turned out to be millions of bioluminescent dinoflagellates (say that really fast :P ). We were so fucking stoked because it's rare to catch this particular species during their breeding season above ground :banana: .
We ran back to camp (okay- we slowly stumbled :oops: ) and dragged everyone we could back to the beach. By the time we got there the critters were all gone and no one believed we saw them. :(
 
There was this one time that me and a few friends were at a show in Hollywood, we were pounding back hard liquor (Tequila and Vodka) and ended up so drunk that none of us could drive. So me and a couple of my friends just wandered around the city for a few hours. Well- we ended up in the main building of the Scientology headquarters, and apparently they don't like drunk people walking around the compound with a camera :err:

Those little guys in their stuffy white suits and ties sure can run fast too :oops:

We ended up back near the club and hung out with these very nice people we met there. They turned out to be a pimp and his "ladies" :err: I kept wondering why guys were asking him how much I cost :x
We finally sobered up after a few hours and somehow managed to get home LOL
 
This will be my last story for the evening.

Once when I was a teenager me and some friends were drinking Tequila and Rum and a few were hitting the bong (whatever that is :anorak: ). One of our friends got so fucked up from all the booze and "stuff" that he started trippin' out. He was getting on my nerves so we decided to talk him into removing all his clothing and running down the street nekkid while screaming "Frrreeeeebiiiiirrrrdddd" LOL He actually did it, it was really funny until he ended up running into the "stop & Go" and scaring the shit out of the clerk :oops:

We made sure the cops never found him 8)
 
Ok..........................

Me and 3 of my mates got arrested one nite :oops:

We were walking back from the pub and stumbled across crates of milk bottles.
We thought it would be fun to have a milk bottle fight with each other down
the High Street.
Got half way home and then 5 cop cars pulled up :shock:
Ur all nicked :(
For some reason they put us all in the back of one car and we happened
to find a clipboard on the back seat.
Bad mistake :evil:
Poor policeman had to do all his paperwork again that nite LOL
We speant the nite in the cells :(
Got a £100 fine each for being drunk & dissorderly
And
A £230 fine each for littering

That was a fukin expensive nite out :x :x :x

And my cell didn't have a fukin loo :x :x :x
How I really need a loo after a nite on the beer :|
I had to ring the bell :| "OI Officer if you dont take me to the loo Im gonna
piss under the door" He didn't so I did :evil:

That didn't impress em much either LOL LOL LOL

Im a responsible adult now though that was when I was 18 :evil:
 
SexyDevilGirl said:
This will be my last story for the evening.

Once when I was a teenager me and some friends were drinking Tequila and Rum and a few were hitting the bong (whatever that is :anorak: ). One of our friends got so fucked up from all the booze and "stuff" that he started trippin' out. He was getting on my nerves so we decided to talk him into removing all his clothing and running down the street nekkid while screaming "Frrreeeeebiiiiirrrrdddd" LOL He actually did it, it was really funny until he ended up running into the "stop & Go" and scaring the shit out of the clerk :oops:

We made sure the cops never found him 8)
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:shock: everything but the freebird is my story....thats so weird..adn we stole 50$ from my friend
 
rockin_plumber said:
Ok..........................

Me and 3 of my mates got arrested one nite :oops:

We were walking back from the pub and stumbled across crates of milk bottles.
We thought it would be fun to have a milk bottle fight with each other down
the High Street.
Got half way home and then 5 cop cars pulled up :shock:
Ur all nicked :(
For some reason they put us all in the back of one car and we happened
to find a clipboard on the back seat.
Bad mistake :evil:
Poor policeman had to do all his paperwork again that nite LOL
We speant the nite in the cells :(
Got a £100 fine each for being drunk & dissorderly
And
A £230 fine each for littering

That was a fukin expensive nite out :x :x :x

And my cell didn't have a fukin loo :x :x :x
How I really need a loo after a nite on the beer :|
I had to ring the bell :| "OI Officer if you dont take me to the loo Im gonna
piss under the door" He didn't so I did :evil:

That didn't impress em much either LOL LOL LOL

Im a responsible adult now though that was when I was 18 :evil:
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naughty naughty :evil:
 
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