Iron Domek
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Man Utd 4:0 on HT :err: :2c: 
Valencia 1:0 on HT :fist: :headbang:
Valencia 1:0 on HT :fist: :headbang:
Champions League 2009 - 2010
- Thread starter Frenchy
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
5-0 to ManYoo now :x :x :x
Iron Domek
Active Member
and Valencia 1:1 
rockin_plumber
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rockin_plumber said:
6-1 now :|
Come on Roma :fist:
rockin_plumber
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rockin_plumber said:
Oh Dear 7-1 now :|
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
rockin_plumber said:
Roma still have 5 minutes to turn the game around :err:
rockin_plumber
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Chav$ki just scored and basically won the tie.........
That means that as long as Liverpool dont have a major collapse tomoro...
Its Chav$ki v Liverpool in the Semi-Final
That means that as long as Liverpool dont have a major collapse tomoro...
Its Chav$ki v Liverpool in the Semi-Final
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:
Surely you can find a place for Liverpool in your heart :wink:
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:rockin_plumber said:
or for Chel$ki with Drogba LOL LOL
btw my heart is for Liv' and rocky :fist: :fist: :fist:
You know it makes sense :fist:
Remember 1892 :wink:
Iron Domek
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Yeah but Bayern - Milan 0:2 :x :x :x :x
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:
Indeed........
Allthough it looked like neither team wanted to win or lose tonite :?
Anyway Job done..........
Chav$ki will put up more of a fight :err:
Deadman Rockin
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zzzzzzzzzzzzz like a preseason kick about....but well donerockin_plumber said:
rockin_plumber
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Deadman Rockin said:
LOL LOL LOL Yeah I know
rockin_plumber
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I was gonna post this in the HAHA thread....
But it is European Cup related so here it is.....
OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL
This is so funny........
Long read but made me PMSL LOL LOL LOL LOL
:err: Dont bother if you know fuck all about football
The year is 2007 and little Everton fan Duncan is talking to his Everton Fan Dad.
SON “Dad, my mates in school told me that Liverpool won the European
Cup for the 5th time in 2005 - are they right dad?
DAD “Yes son, it’s true, but they were dead lucky son, all the way through
the tournament”
SON “Why dad?”
DAD “Well in the group stages …..”
SON “What dad, did they have a team from Azerbaijan, Israel, and Ireland
in their group?”
DAD “Well no, they had Monaco, Deportivo la Coruna, and Olympiakos”
SON “Well, they still sound like 3 easy teams to me dad”
DAD “Actually Monaco reached the final the year before, Olympiakos had
won their league 7 times out of the previous 8 seasons, and Deportivo
finished above the galacticos of Real Madrid in their league”.
SON “Jeez dad, that sounds like quite a difficult group then”.
DAD “Yeah, I suppose your right son, but they were still lucky - it took a
mighty shot by Gerrard against Olympiakos to get through”.
SON “Oh is that the goal where your hero Andy Gray goes berserk
shouting “you beauty, you beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!!!!”
DAD “Yes son, it is”
SON “Oh ok. Well, what happened in the last 16 dad - who did they draw?”
DAD “Bayer Leverkusen”
SON “Bayer who?”
DAD “Exactly son. But they had beaten Real Madrid 3-0 at home, and won
their group that included Dinamo Kiev and Roma too.”
SON “fuckin hell dad - they sound good”.
DAD “Yes, I suppose you’re right son”
SON “So, did they win on away goals or something”
DAD ”Errrrr, no, they won both legs 3-1 each”
SON “Oh well - who next then dad”
DAD “Juventus”
SON “How the fuck did they get past them Dad?”
DAD “Well they did - they won 2-1 at home, and cruised to a 0-0 away
draw without Juve having hardly any chances”.
SON “Were Juve shit at that time - had all their decent players gone or
something?”
DAD “Well actually they still had players like Del Piero, Nedved,
Ibrahimovic, Thuram, and Buffon in the side … and they won Serie A a few
weeks later.”
SON “Wow, they beat the Italian champions elect. Which piss easy team
did they get in the semi-finals then?”
DAD “Chelsea”
SON “Chelsea - for fucks sake - what a piss easy draw - they’ve won
nothing. Everton have won more than them”.
DAD “Well that season they won the Premiership and League Cup but the
Red shite didn’t let them score in 180 minutes of football”
SON “Jesus Christ - so Liverpool beat the English Champions elect too”
DAD “Yes son, they fuckin well did”.
SON “So after all that I suppose all the good teams had been knocked out”
DAD “Not quite son - AC Milan awaited them in the final”
SON “No way - aren’t they the 2nd most successful team in the
competition’s history?”
DAD “Yes son they are”
SON “So were Liverpool lucky because Milan had all their good players out
with injuries?”
DAD “No - they had Shevchenko, Crespo, Maldini, Nesta, Cafu, Kaka,
Stam, Dida, Gattuso, Pirlo, and Seedorf”.
SON “You’re ‘avin a laff”
DAD “It gets worse son. Milan were cruising 3-0 up at half-time”.
SON “What happened? Did they have 3 men sent off in the second half –
how did Liverpool get back into the game?”
DAD “No, Milan had no men sent off, the Red shite scored 3 goals in 6
minutes”
SON “… against the best defence in Europe?”
DAD “Yes!!! - against the best defence in Europe”
SON “So what happened next - extra time?”
DAD “Yes son, and Dudek made the luckiest save ever to stop a
Shevchenko shot from a yard”
SON “Why was it lucky dad? Did it hit him on the arse, nose, shoulder or
something?”
DAD “No son, he saved it with his hand”
SON “But aren’t goalies meant to save shots with their hands?”
DAD “Yeah - but that’s besides the point”
SON “Then what?”
DAD “Penalties!”
SON “But English teams are crap at penalties”
DAD “Not this fuckin time they weren’t - they only missed one. And that’s
how Liverpool became the luckiest team to win the European Cup”.
SON “Yeah, but I bet when they brought the cup home there was hardly
anyone to watch as all Liverpool fans live anywhere but Liverpool you say.
How many was there - 5,000 or so?”
DAD “Nearly a million people lined the streets”.
SON ”So let’s get this straight dad - Liverpool had 3 good teams in their
group. Then they knocked out a team who had beaten Real Madrid 3-0,
followed by beating the future Serie A champions, then knocked out the
Premiership champions, before coming back from 3-0 down to beat the
2nd most successful club in Europe … and then the whole population of
Liverpool came out to welcome them home!!!!
DAD “That just about sums it up son”
SON “Dad?”
DAD “Yes son?”
SON “Can I have a Liverpool shirt for my birthday next week, and can you
stop calling me Duncan - I’m Stevie from now on!”
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
But it is European Cup related so here it is.....
OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL
This is so funny........
Long read but made me PMSL LOL LOL LOL LOL
:err: Dont bother if you know fuck all about football
The year is 2007 and little Everton fan Duncan is talking to his Everton Fan Dad.
SON “Dad, my mates in school told me that Liverpool won the European
Cup for the 5th time in 2005 - are they right dad?
DAD “Yes son, it’s true, but they were dead lucky son, all the way through
the tournament”
SON “Why dad?”
DAD “Well in the group stages …..”
SON “What dad, did they have a team from Azerbaijan, Israel, and Ireland
in their group?”
DAD “Well no, they had Monaco, Deportivo la Coruna, and Olympiakos”
SON “Well, they still sound like 3 easy teams to me dad”
DAD “Actually Monaco reached the final the year before, Olympiakos had
won their league 7 times out of the previous 8 seasons, and Deportivo
finished above the galacticos of Real Madrid in their league”.
SON “Jeez dad, that sounds like quite a difficult group then”.
DAD “Yeah, I suppose your right son, but they were still lucky - it took a
mighty shot by Gerrard against Olympiakos to get through”.
SON “Oh is that the goal where your hero Andy Gray goes berserk
shouting “you beauty, you beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!!!!”
DAD “Yes son, it is”
SON “Oh ok. Well, what happened in the last 16 dad - who did they draw?”
DAD “Bayer Leverkusen”
SON “Bayer who?”
DAD “Exactly son. But they had beaten Real Madrid 3-0 at home, and won
their group that included Dinamo Kiev and Roma too.”
SON “fuckin hell dad - they sound good”.
DAD “Yes, I suppose you’re right son”
SON “So, did they win on away goals or something”
DAD ”Errrrr, no, they won both legs 3-1 each”
SON “Oh well - who next then dad”
DAD “Juventus”
SON “How the fuck did they get past them Dad?”
DAD “Well they did - they won 2-1 at home, and cruised to a 0-0 away
draw without Juve having hardly any chances”.
SON “Were Juve shit at that time - had all their decent players gone or
something?”
DAD “Well actually they still had players like Del Piero, Nedved,
Ibrahimovic, Thuram, and Buffon in the side … and they won Serie A a few
weeks later.”
SON “Wow, they beat the Italian champions elect. Which piss easy team
did they get in the semi-finals then?”
DAD “Chelsea”
SON “Chelsea - for fucks sake - what a piss easy draw - they’ve won
nothing. Everton have won more than them”.
DAD “Well that season they won the Premiership and League Cup but the
Red shite didn’t let them score in 180 minutes of football”
SON “Jesus Christ - so Liverpool beat the English Champions elect too”
DAD “Yes son, they fuckin well did”.
SON “So after all that I suppose all the good teams had been knocked out”
DAD “Not quite son - AC Milan awaited them in the final”
SON “No way - aren’t they the 2nd most successful team in the
competition’s history?”
DAD “Yes son they are”
SON “So were Liverpool lucky because Milan had all their good players out
with injuries?”
DAD “No - they had Shevchenko, Crespo, Maldini, Nesta, Cafu, Kaka,
Stam, Dida, Gattuso, Pirlo, and Seedorf”.
SON “You’re ‘avin a laff”
DAD “It gets worse son. Milan were cruising 3-0 up at half-time”.
SON “What happened? Did they have 3 men sent off in the second half –
how did Liverpool get back into the game?”
DAD “No, Milan had no men sent off, the Red shite scored 3 goals in 6
minutes”
SON “… against the best defence in Europe?”
DAD “Yes!!! - against the best defence in Europe”
SON “So what happened next - extra time?”
DAD “Yes son, and Dudek made the luckiest save ever to stop a
Shevchenko shot from a yard”
SON “Why was it lucky dad? Did it hit him on the arse, nose, shoulder or
something?”
DAD “No son, he saved it with his hand”
SON “But aren’t goalies meant to save shots with their hands?”
DAD “Yeah - but that’s besides the point”
SON “Then what?”
DAD “Penalties!”
SON “But English teams are crap at penalties”
DAD “Not this fuckin time they weren’t - they only missed one. And that’s
how Liverpool became the luckiest team to win the European Cup”.
SON “Yeah, but I bet when they brought the cup home there was hardly
anyone to watch as all Liverpool fans live anywhere but Liverpool you say.
How many was there - 5,000 or so?”
DAD “Nearly a million people lined the streets”.
SON ”So let’s get this straight dad - Liverpool had 3 good teams in their
group. Then they knocked out a team who had beaten Real Madrid 3-0,
followed by beating the future Serie A champions, then knocked out the
Premiership champions, before coming back from 3-0 down to beat the
2nd most successful club in Europe … and then the whole population of
Liverpool came out to welcome them home!!!!
DAD “That just about sums it up son”
SON “Dad?”
DAD “Yes son?”
SON “Can I have a Liverpool shirt for my birthday next week, and can you
stop calling me Duncan - I’m Stevie from now on!”
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL