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Yes I am a sexy friend!! :wiggle:

Do they wanna play skippy?? :err:

sorry I was in the wrong thread again :D ..lick their nipples!!! Oh sorry wrong again. :oops:

I take no offence my friend. 8)

I am the human jump rope! 8)

No but I can play jump rope with it. :x

I don't think you can comprehend the size of this thing!! :x

My penis is far too BIG!! :x :x :x

Rip their shirts off and lick their nipples!! :x :x :x

Pull their pants down and spray WD40 on their gonads!! :x :x :x

Here's to sex with friends :cheers:

Lick their nipples...!! Oh sorry wrong thread! :D

Meaningless movements - Sepultura :headbang:

Pick up dog shit from the nature strip and throw it at them while singing "Always look on the nright side of life" :x :x :x

Bolt Thrower - For Victory

Get a can of hairspray and a lighter and throw flames at them!!! :x :x :x

Yes, soon that will be! :wink:

Working :cry:

Yeah!! and then start sucking on his nipples and... oh shit I had better stop. :oops:

Yeah and then tie him up and lay him on the ground forcing him to eat the cardboard fucking pizza box!! Then take his shirt off and put the boiling hot cheese from the pizza on his body!! :x